Oh boy. How do you even rate something like this? To anyone thinking about buying this, I'm rating this completely on accuracy-to-flavor rather than enjoyment, because this is absolutely NOT enjoyable. This is purely a novelty flavor that you give to your friends as a prank or dare. It's kinda like if you stick your head into a bag of Combos. The inhale is rich (the bad rich) and oily, and the exhale is when you get the notes of cheese and fake tomato sauce. Truth be told, I only took two sips of this to know enough to review it. That second exhale made me actually gag, and that's when I knew it was time to quit. I scrubbed my deck and rewicked, then double zip-locked the bottle so I'd never have to smell it again.
I'm rating this a 3/5 simply because of the novelty. Yes, it tastes like pizza flavoring. No, I'll probably never taste it again. Was it worth the money though? At $2.50 for 5ml (that's ALL you'll need) without shipping, sure. It was a funny experience that you can share with your friends.
Reviewed using: Smok Alien, Royal Hunter X, Dual Staggered Staple coils, 80w