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Rich
Spiced
PG/VG 10/90
Aged for 2 weeks
Value 5 /5
Flavor Accuracy 5 /5
Cloud Production 5 /5
Throat Hit 4.5 /5

You just got home from the bar holding that card.

You're sittin' in your lounge chair enjoying that scent from that lady at the bar. you crash, wake up and its morning. You ain't gotta be at work til 12. Its 9, you get up, shower, shave and clean up, put on a new suit.

You step out, and you smell coffee, but something else follows, something quaint, but as you walk down the hall it gets stronger. Its remini-scent of your childhood; your mother would always have something baking when you got home from school in the fall, it always smelled like baked nuts and banana. She never taught you the recipe, but this scent brings nostalgia. Its sweet, but not overpowering. Its Ms. O'Malley down the hall with her door open, she baked a nice warm loaf of her banana nut bread. She does it every friday for her kids, They live a tough life, but she manages to make it better. She has melted chocolate glazed across the top and half the bun with a vanilla glaze, you didn't ask why.

You thought it was gonna be another rough one, but its gonna be a good day.

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Spiced
Rich
PG/VG 10/90
Aged for 2 weeks
Value 5 /5
Flavor Accuracy 4.5 /5
Cloud Production 5 /5
Throat Hit 4.5 /5

You're walking down the street, its downtown, Thursday night in 1950's LA, you just got off a case involving domestic violence, its not something you like, men hittin' women.

Its got your mind up in a knot, rough day at work, need a little something to get you through the next 2 days. You stop by the bar, just because you can.

You see a young lady, sitting there shes got a drink, looks like scotch. Its not. You sit next to her and tip your fedora and thats when you get a warm scent up through your nose. She smells of a robust spiced cinnamon, you notice it goes well with her dark red suit jacket and dolled up brown hair like a well aged bourbon and tobacco. You order what shes having because you know what her drink means; she sophisticated, and not like them other broads down on 10th. You strike up a conversation, shes not from LA, her accent is faint but you can tell shes from a rural town. You close your eyes, the scent of the bar, the tobacco, the cinnamon, settles and you look to your right, shes not there anymore gone like vapor, only a card.

All it says is, Majesty.

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Sweet
Fruity
Aged for 1 week
Flavor Accuracy 5 /5

SIT THE F**CK DOWN.

Thats what this juice is gonna make you do. The watermelon is outstanding, its so outstanding that the watermelon makes the coconut aftertaste, it's prison b*tch.

The watermelon is confined the the glass bottle because it will assault your tastebuds, Its just waiting to engorge your mouth with flavor and make you dream of watermelon jollyrancher with coconut center.

The coconut is there, but it really outstands more when it sits on your coils for a few mins/hours. Don't underestimate it. its like Pacquiao. Its oldschool but still packs a punch and has more to offer as a flavor than the watermelon does.

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Rich
Fruity
PG/VG 10/90
Aged for 1 week
Value 4.5 /5
Flavor Accuracy 4.5 /5
Cloud Production 4.5 /5
Throat Hit 4.5 /5

I'm back.

SWEET JESUS ON A TREADMIL. This juice is serious. Like batman if he were a cheesecake.

This juice, if put with the right build, will sit you down. I took a good long hit from it, and was amazed how full and on point it tasted I literally Took. A. Seat. and contemplated how amazing what just entered my lung was. I was astonished, dumbfounded and willingly violated by this juice. ITS SO WRONG BUT SO RIGHT. This juice, my god this juice. Im running out of words to describe it.

I could describe it as a trip to the bakers market and you found the last blueberry cheese cake, you didn't know what you were getting into but the relationship it developed into was heartwarming and cozy. this juice will make it feel like you've just exited a blueberry twilight zone and are given a free gift card to The Cheesecake Factory.

It rolls off the tongue well like the word "FLEEK"

Its a reminder of the days in which you never knew what a calorie was and when you could stuff your face at thanksgiving dinner with all the desserts

Its a really good juice and I have a lot of feelings.

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Creamy
Rich
Sweet
Aged for 1 week
Value 4 /5
Flavor Accuracy 5 /5
Cloud Production 4.5 /5
Throat Hit 4.5 /5

Ok holy shit.

If you want a flavor that will sit you down, serenade you with a cupcake and sweet tra-la-las of cream and coconut this is the juice.

This juice is the hot girl next door that wants to come over for netflix and popcorn. Its unreal.

Its the sweet savory feeling of a fluffy and moist cupcake in your mouth after 7 months of dieting and no cheat meals.

Its the hottest blonde you know dressed in tight red dress and she wants to dance with you.

Im not lying vapers, this juice along with many of their other juices is just unbelievable.

Amazing introduction with the cupcake and strawberry and a subtle but intruiging follow through with the coconut.

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Rich
Spiced
PG/VG 50/50
Aged for 1 week
Value 3.5 /5
Flavor Accuracy 4.5 /5
Cloud Production 3.5 /5

Dear God, THIS JUICE!

Its like the epitome of a backed apple strudel fresh out of the oven. The feeling of exhaling warm apples and cinnamon with warm vapor makes it amazing, it even has the buttery crust of the strudel.

Nice and flavorful on the uptake and amazing on the follow through.

its not an ADV but its a great one to have for Christmas and the holidays.

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