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Quality juices, fantastic presentation.

Some of the most well-balanced flavors I've ever had, and some really unique flavor profiles as well.

Easy to browse, nice website. Quick delivery.

Nothing but good things to say about these guys.

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Fruity
Sweet
Spiced
PG/VG, Nic 30/70, 3mg
Aged for 3 weeks
Value 5 /5
Flavor Accuracy 5 /5
Cloud Production 5 /5
Throat Hit 3 /5

Wow. This is downright amazing.

ACTUAL stewed apples with cinnamon. NOT apple + cinnamon… Apples COOKED in cinnamon. PERFECT sweetness. You can even taste the sugar glaze. The dough is present, but not overpowering. To me, many "apple pie" juices are mostly crust. Not this. Unbelievable.

This is one of the most accurate representations of a 'real-world' edible that I've ever vaped. Top 3 of all time regarding accuracy.

Delicious. Shame it's only available on a limited basis.

Reviewed using: Marquis @35w, Kayfun @20w

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Cool
Fruity
PG/VG, Nic 30/70, 3mg
Aged for 3 weeks
Value 5 /5
Flavor Accuracy 5 /5
Cloud Production 4 /5
Throat Hit 3 /5

I'm heavily into minty vapes. This is an outstanding one.

Definite herbal quality. Mint is present but not overpowering, fruitiness is expertly blended in to everything.

This is downright impressive. Probably my second favorite juice of all time.

Reviewed using: Marquis @35w, Kayfun @20w

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Fruity
Sweet
PG/VG, Nic 30/70, 3mg
Aged for 3 weeks
Value 4 /5
Flavor Accuracy 5 /5
Cloud Production 4 /5
Throat Hit 3 /5

Vendor description is extremely accurate. Lemon sorbet with kumquats indeed.

Not too in your face, but very flavorful. A hint more tartness would be good, though there is a bit present. Sweetness is spot on.

Reviewed using: Marquis @35w, Kayfun @20w

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Creamy
Fruity
Sweet
PG/VG, Nic 30/70, 3mg
Aged for 3 weeks
Value 3 /5
Flavor Accuracy 5 /5
Cloud Production 4 /5
Throat Hit 3 /5

It's a very good fruit cereal in milk. I actually enjoy vaping this, normally I'm not into cereals.

I wouldn't buy it again, but if you like cereal vapes, you might really love it. It's my favorite cereal in milk I've ever had.

Reviewed using: Marquis @ 35w, Kayfun @ 20w

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Fruity
Creamy
PG/VG, Nic 30/70, 3mg
Aged for 3 weeks
Value 3 /5
Flavor Accuracy 4 /5
Cloud Production 4 /5
Throat Hit 3 /5

I seem to get a very different flavor from this than other people do. Every single person I've talked to about this juice had a dramatically different experience than i did. The following is just my experience, YMMV.

Very reminiscent of Placid by Adirondack, but a bit more complex.

This is good, but I'm not really into lime vapes.. they come off as 'dusty' to me for some reason.

Definite lime + pear + cream, not overpowering. Pear is a little too subtle to me, and I wish it were a touch sweeter.

Reviewed using: Marquis @ 30w, Kayfun @ 20w

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Nutty
Spiced
Rich
PG/VG, Nic 30/70, 3mg
Aged for 3 weeks
Value 4 /5
Flavor Accuracy 5 /5
Cloud Production 4 /5
Throat Hit 3 /5

This really is good.

Definitely nutty, the fruit is dark and subtle. Overall this is really earthy and just really delicious.

What they describe as "malted grain" originally came across as smokey but now I see it's more complex than that, it's hard to describe.

This reminds me of cold mornings with a hot cuppa something. I'm not a beer guy, but I can definitely see how this would pair really well with a full-flavored brew. This might just become a regular in my rotation.

Reviewed using: Marquis dripper @ 35w, Kayfun @ 20w

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Cool
PG/VG 50/50
Aged for 1 day
Value 5 /5
Flavor Accuracy 5 /5
Cloud Production 4 /5
Throat Hit 3.5 /5

Ahlusion has proved itself to me as a fantastic vendor. They have some really fantastic stuff, and this is no exception.

Straight out of the mail, this is delicious. Minty with a hint of sweetness (vanilla?) - PERFECT ratios, perfect flavor strength. Extremely refreshing.

This is quickly going on the shortlist of all time favorites.

Of my top 5 juices, THREE are now from Ahlusion. This, Peach White Tea, and Boba Tea Coconut. Just really wonderful vapes, and unique flavors mixes at the proper ratios.

Vaped in a kayfun @ ~17.5w

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Spiced
Fruity
Nic 6mg
Aged for 3 weeks
Value 4 /5
Flavor Accuracy 5 /5
Cloud Production 4.5 /5
Throat Hit 3.5 /5

Voodoo. At first that's the only answer I could come up with... but then I started thinking of molecular gastronomy, and realized that's extremely analogous.

Juice manufacturers are 'molecular aromatists' - As pretentious as that is, I think it's apt. And if you are still with me, I think that TVK has proven to me that they are worthy of being considered one of the best at what they do.

Let's talk about 'complexity' for a moment... Many people are claiming that this is one-dimensional, or that it's too simple. I disagree. Pre-fab pear flavor tastes flat. This does not.

There are few things more complex than a pear. The tough, woody skin, the pulpy flesh, the acidic yet sweet juice... quite a complex thing for your palate to take in all at once. All of these are present here, and extremely accurate.

This juice mimics that better than any other vaporized liquid I've ever tried.

To me, the smell from the bottle comes off as extremely alcoholic - but none of that comes through in the vape. For the first 3-5 drags, I get a slight aftertaste of anise, but that then goes away completely, and I'm left with the most realistic pear I've ever tried.

It tastes like a pear. Is that too simple? I don't think so. I think that there is something to be said about perfection in simplicity, and it's a complex art to do that in any medium. There are thousands of chefs around the globe who agree with me.

Go order an expensive plate of scrambled eggs at a fine restaurant, and tell me it's not better and more 'complex' than IHOP.

This is the most pretentious review I have written, or ever will write. This juice made me do that.

Happily vaped in a dual-coil dripper @ 30w.

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Fruity
Sweet
PG/VG, Nic 50/50, 6mg
Aged for 4 weeks
Value 3.5 /5
Flavor Accuracy 3.5 /5
Cloud Production 3.5 /5
Throat Hit 3.5 /5

This is slightly different than most other cantaloupe vapes I've had, but I can't really pinpoint why. It seems to be a bit brighter.. kind of like the 'treble' is kicked up a bit in it.

It's quite a pleasant vape, though it's a bit one-dimensional. I need more complexity to really get excited about juices these days.

If you like cantaloupe vapes, this is certainly a good one though.

Vaped in a kayfun @ ~17 watts

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Spiced
Nutty
PG/VG, Nic 50/50, 6mg
Aged for 4 weeks
Value 4.5 /5
Flavor Accuracy 4.5 /5
Cloud Production 4 /5
Throat Hit 4.5 /5

I dig this.

When I first got it, I thought it was good, maybe a 7... but I let it sit for over a month to 'steep' and now it's even better.

Nutty, somewhere between peanut butter and a jar of nuts... but after steeping the cinnamon becomes more pronounced, and man - delicious!

Cinnamon nuttiness. Great stuff. More savory than sweet, this really stands apart from most other 'nutty' juices I've personally tried.

This is right up there with Snake Eyes as my picks for best of SJ.

Vaped in a kayfun at ~20w.

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I didn't like all of the flavors I tried, but the ones I did... wow. Three of the seven flavors are immediately top 10 material, if not higher. Spectacular and unique, a step above anything else I've personally tried.

I ordered two 15mL bottles, and received along with that one 6mL sample and four small test tube samples of unknown size.

As seems to be a common occurrence judging from reviews on here, I had a bottle leak during shipment. Since they were individually sealed, it was contained. I lost about 2mL of one of my selections. I was going to let them know, but considering how many samples I received, I decided that more than made up for the amount I lost.

VK should take a tip from Ahlusion - Ship with standard caps on the bottles, and include dripper tops separately. This would eliminate the leaking issue altogether. It can't be cheap for them to make-good on so many leaks.

Also, their website is in dire need of an overhaul. Finding and ordering individual flavors is overly complex and confusing, even when I know exactly what flavors I want to order. I suspect the way it's organized is a workaround for product listing limitations with their e-commerce provider - but allowing that to negatively impact user experience is not cool imo.

TL;DR:
Product is absolutely outstanding, and more than makes up for the valid complaints concerning shipping process and site navigation.

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Tobacco
Nic 6mg
Aged for 1 month
Value 5 /5
Flavor Accuracy 4 /5
Cloud Production 4 /5
Throat Hit 4.5 /5

This was the juice that got me off of analogs.

I've since developed a love of more complex juices, especially tobaccos, but still crave this every so often. I'm not sure if it's just nostalgia, or if I really love it.

And at $8/30mL, we're close to MBV pricing here. Quite a value IMO.

I've seen a lot of people describe this as sweet... but that's definitely not what I get from it.

To me, it's slightly dry, and mainly tart. There is some sweetness, but it's more tart to me. It tastes very similar to the smell of an unlit cigarette - not pipe or cigar-like at all. There's something oddly satisfying about that.

Originally I vaped it in clearos at 18mg, and was able to get off analogs with zero cravings. I've since moved on, and enjoy this at 6mg in a kayfun at around 17w. It still has a good throat hit, and wicks well.

When I dropped from 12mg to 6mg I started having mild cravings, and this really hits the spot for me in both flavor and throat hit. Again, nostalgia may be playing a part in my case, but it certainly does the trick.

I highly recommend this for people who are trying to get off analogs and are having a hard time finding something that satisfies that need... and even for veterans who find my description interesting, at the price it's worth a shot.

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Spiced
PG/VG, Nic 50/50, 6mg
Aged for 1 month
Value 2.5 /5
Flavor Accuracy 1.5 /5
Cloud Production 3.5 /5
Throat Hit 3.5 /5

Okay, let's start off saying I'm not a fan of licorice. That being said, I enjoy numerous juices which have anise notes as a compliment to the main flavors.

Now let's take a look at what Five Pawns claims this to be:

"...takes the robust flavor of cinnamon and douses it in Irish cream and caramel, connecting each with an underlying tone of absinthe."

This led me to believe this would be a creamy sweet cinnamon vape, with a hint of absinthe as a compliment.

What I actually get from this is the exact opposite... I'm hit HARD with anise/licorice, and have to search for the creamy cinnamon. It is there - but the cinnamon is the compliment, and the licorice is the star of the show.

I was going to give this a neutral review because I am not a fan of black licorice as the main flavor - but going back to their own description, and I feel that my low score is fair because they laid out improper expectations.

If you enjoy black licorice, this is probably a good one. The cream and cinnamon definitely adds interest and complexity over more plain-jane anise flavors.

If, like me, you were hoping for creamy cinnamon with a hint of anise.. this ain't it.

Budget, and value for dollar, is as subjective as taste. Whether this is worth the asking price is irrelevant in my opinion.

Vaped in a kayfun at ~17w.

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Spiced
Fruity
PG/VG, Nic 50/50, 6mg
Aged for 3 weeks
Value 4.5 /5
Flavor Accuracy 4.5 /5
Cloud Production 4 /5
Throat Hit 4 /5

Fruity!

I can't tell if this is extremely complex, or if it's just a flavor I'm unfamiliar with. I've never had elderberries. I'm a big fan of berry in general though, and this is far more complex than that.

I wouldn't say 'tart' or 'sweet' - but it's extremely flavorful, and there's some indefinable 'puckering' happening. Fruity - almost musky or spiced, although both of those are poor words to use for this, with a mild floral exhale.

This feels like a more sophisticated and mature version of Seduce Juice's 'Myrrh.' Overall more successful.

This is very pleasant. Flavors are very well blended, and compliment each other perfectly. If I found a bottled drink that tasted like this I'd be excited about it.

This doesn't make sense to me, and I don't normally make such assertions... but it makes me think of fall camping trips. I don't know why.

I should have ordered a bigger bottle.

Vaped in a kayfun at ~17 watts.

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Great juices, clear descriptions, good prices, good service.

The site could use some sprucing up, but I think that is already on their agenda. It's fully functional though. I'd like to see a 'free shipping' threshold if you spend enough.

Their 'signature' line of the bears is really unique. Some of their newer premium offerings are great as well, specifically Front Porch.

Also of note is their simple line... at $8/30mL it's an absolute bargain... we're in Mt Baker territory at this point. All of them I've tried have been very good. Simple 1 got me off of analogs actually.

Overall, great vendor.

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Spiced
Fruity
Sweet
PG/VG, Nic 50/50, 6mg
Aged for 2 weeks
Value 4.5 /5
Flavor Accuracy 4 /5
Cloud Production 3.5 /5
Throat Hit 3.5 /5

Like all of Ahlusion's teas, this is very tasty. Perfect amount of flavor for an ADV. Light, yet flavorful.

The tea and raspberry blend very well. The mint is very subdued in this one.

Comparing this to my all time favorite, Peach White Tea, I prefer that one because the mint is more pronounced and the peach is just adds a hint of fruitiness. With the raspberry it's more of a fruity tea.

If this had been blended more like the Peach White Tea.. mainly tea and mint, with a hint of the raspberry, I would have likely rated it higher.

All this being said, it's still a really wonderful vape.

Vaped in a kayfun at ~18w.

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Rich
Spiced
Nutty
PG/VG, Nic 50/50, 6mg
Aged for 3 weeks
Value 4.5 /5
Flavor Accuracy 4.5 /5
Cloud Production 5 /5
Throat Hit 4.5 /5

Easily my favorite Seduce flavor out of the seven I have tried.

The smell is straight up now-&-later candy banana.. and there's quite a bit of that candiness in the vape when fresh.

After steeping (about 3 weeks now) that candiness has receded quite a bit. It still smells of candy, but now the banana is a bit nicer, and the spice aspect is more apparent. I'm also getting quite a bit of nuttiness.

Straight out of the package, I wasn't really into this. After a few weeks sitting though, this is great. It's a different banana nut bread flavor for sure.

I was just noticing that this gives off great vapor for 50/50... and the throat hit is good even at 6mg. I don't normally comment on these things but it kind of presented itself to me a few minutes ago.

At this point, I'm unsure if this is going to be part of my daily rotation or not... but it certainly is growing on me. Quite pleasant.

Vaped in a kayfun at ~20w.

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Fruity
Sweet
Nic 6mg
Aged for 3 weeks
Value 3 /5
Flavor Accuracy 3.5 /5
Cloud Production 4 /5
Throat Hit 2.5 /5

This is a pleasant vape. Light, yet flavorful.

Mainly lemony with just a touch of fruity berry. There's a hint of earthiness that I suppose comes from the tea - it just adds some earthiness, I don't really get 'tea' from it. The sweetness is pretty good, not overdone.

The flavor is a tad understated, but it's quite pleasant on a hot summer afternoon.

There are lemony vapes that I prefer over this one.

Vaped in a kayfun @ 17w, dripper @ 25w.

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Spiced
Fruity
PG/VG, Nic 50/50, 6mg
Aged for 3 weeks
Value 4.5 /5
Flavor Accuracy 3.5 /5
Cloud Production 3.5 /5
Throat Hit 4 /5

As is the norm for Ahlusion's teas, this is phenomenal as far as tea vapes go.

This is a nice and light, yet flavorful, vape. It tastes exactly like a cup of dark tea smells, with a bit of spice, just a hint of the berry, and a whisper of the coconut.

I wish the berry and coconut were more pronounced. The spice mixes very well with the tea, and doesn't overpower it. The sweetness is spot on.

I personally prefer lighter teas, white/green. This is a black tea, and is much darker tasting. Still not heavy by any means.

If you like black teas, this really is a great vape.

Vaped both in a kayfun @ 17w, and a dripper @ 25w.

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