Tasty, and yes, evocative of carnival treats, but its downfall is in always GUNKING up my coils! No joke: cut it with vodka!
This juice is one of the top ranked on juicedb, and it’s pretty good; I’m happy to finally have tried it. However, it does not surpass Cuttwood’s Mr. Fritter nor many others for apple essence. Nothing gets away without having highs and lows. I will say that opening it, popping the cork, taking off her top, etc. etc., I was excited on the crisp aroma and for having read all your sultry reviews of this stuff.
The top layer is resoundingly apple-cider. That tartness should be expected going in, because tartness can lend itself to a bit of confusion with other typically tart fruit-vapes, cherry being the usual suspect.
Maybe my gear isn’t up to snuff but Seasonal 00 might need to be thinned out.
The winner in this alchemy, the no-kidding winnah is the deep fried pastry base and I hate to echo the carnival connotation lest people get stuck on that, but yes, funnel cake is accurate. The degree to which it mimics this pastry, and evokes the summer fair, incomplete without carnies, no-chance prize games and clowns/clownery, sticky powdered sugar hands, tank tops and beer guts, cleavage tattoos and overflowing trash bins with wasps swarming nearby is incredible. So what I’m saying is - try this stuff but don’t forget that it’s what Six Flags might be to Busch Gardens. And give her your phone number, maybe have some fun, but take her to a motel and maybe don’t have a shotgun or Elvis wedding 🕺
Reviewed using: Kage BOFA @ 29W. Note: after I loaded up my old stubby standby Smok Vape 22 with this, it came out much better. Not sure why! 🤔